Certifiably weird since 2026

A pink unicorn who makes impossibly magical things.

Illustration, glitter, rainbows, and a suspicious amount of enchantment. I take strange ideas and gallop them straight into wonderland — no bridle required.

⭐ 4.9 star aura 🌈 100% rainbow-powered
A whimsical pink unicorn figure surrounded by pastel light

Sprinkling magic across galaxies

327

Magical works birthed

18kg

Of glitter deployed

42

Rainbows installed

Whimsy, unmeasured

The spellbook

Five flavors of enchantment

Each one hand-crafted with an unreasonable amount of sparkle. Pick a potion, or blend them all.

Magical Illustrations

Whimsical characters, dreamscapes, and creatures that shouldn't exist — but now do. Hand-drawn, hoof-approved, endlessly weird.

Glitter-Infused Design

Brand identities and graphics with a shimmer you can practically hear.

Unicorn Consulting

Strategic magic for brands brave enough to be a little bit unhinged.

Rainbow Installations

Large-scale immersive color experiences for spaces that dare to sparkle.

Mystical Photography

Otherworldly images caught somewhere between a dream and a fever.

Selected weirdness

A gallop through recent conjurings.

Vivid pink and rainbow abstract artwork
Rainbow Installation · 2026

The Never-Ending Prism

A 40-foot immersive corridor of shifting color that made three grown adults cry happy tears and one toddler declare it "the best hallway ever." We agree.

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Dreamy magical illustration with pink tones
Illustration Series · 2026

Creatures Who Definitely Aren't Real

A whole ecosystem of glitter-blooded beasts, hoof-drawn over 200 caffeinated hours. Featured in two indie zines and one very confused museum.

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Whispers from the enchanted

Kind (and slightly bewildered) words from humans and non-humans alike.

"I asked for a logo and received a portal to another dimension. Best money we ever spent. Would sparkle again."
MR

Mira Rosewood

Founder, Cloudberry Co.

"Utterly weird, deeply magical, absurdly professional. My office now shimmers and productivity is up 300%. Coincidence? No."
JT

Jasper Thorne

Creative Director, Glimmer Lab

"The rainbow installation gave my gallery a soul. Also possibly a ghost. Both are delightful. Ten stars."
PV

Priya Vela

Curator, The Odd Room

Questions mortals ask

Is the glitter... permanent? +

Emotionally, yes. Physically, mostly. Glitter is a lifestyle, not a stain. You'll find it in your soul (and couch) for years to come.

Do you work with non-magical clients? +

Absolutely. In fact, the more ordinary the brief, the more fun I have making it weird. Skeptics welcome — you'll leave a believer.

How long does a project take? +

Illustrations gallop in 1–3 weeks. Rainbow installations take a moon cycle or two. I'll give you a precise timeline once I've felt the vibes of your project.

Are you a real unicorn? +

Legally, I decline to answer. Artistically, you already know.

Let's make something gloriously weird.

Tell me your strangest idea. I'll sprinkle it, shape it, and gallop it into existence. No dream too odd, no rainbow too bold.

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